- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

guess what>? your mum lol

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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