- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Boys have swag, real men have class

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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