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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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