- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

copy me and i will kill you

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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