Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Christianity.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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