- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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