Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Your mother just died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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