- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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