Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

whats hairy and crys your mom

whats white and sticky glue

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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