Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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