- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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