- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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