How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Gay republicans

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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