White NBA players.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Gay republicans

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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