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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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