- Anti Joke

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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