What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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nickel back

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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