Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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WNBA

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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