- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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