Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A man walks into a bar

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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