- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's blue? The sky.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Your mother is average.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

run farther?

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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