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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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