- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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