What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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