Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Black people in Camden NJ.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops