What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Pickles are powerful

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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