- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the fish say after he

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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