- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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