- Anti Joke

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.