- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

A blonde girl walks into a car.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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