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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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