- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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