- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

read me write me

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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