- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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