Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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