- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Poop

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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