- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Your're racist.

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