- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Kevin and Ramin

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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