- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

were at work systems r down

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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