- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Guest what? Dog

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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