What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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