- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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