I asked her where you were.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Anyone can post anything.

Jersey Shore.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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