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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Women deserve equal rights.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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