why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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