What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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I asked her where you were.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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