- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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