A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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