- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Christ is a conspiracy

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

black people

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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