- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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