What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Your mom

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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