who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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The Labour Party.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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