- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What would Muhammed do?

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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