- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Hey Shea

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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