Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

thumb_up thumb_down +12

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

thumb_up thumb_down +10

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Justin's life

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops