- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam Hengal.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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