- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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