Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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