- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Albino African Americans

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

a black man did not eat chicken.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men