- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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