What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Sex

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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