A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Women's rights.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Sloths

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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