A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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