A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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