- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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