Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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