batman has diarrhea

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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The cream, it is coming

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