What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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sucks Syntax...

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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