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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

identical jokes get different votes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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