Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

25

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

can you pass the soap?

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

BIG MAC'S

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

25

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ily bae

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

roak

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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