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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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