A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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