How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Your sex life.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Take part of what?

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Your're racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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