Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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