- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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