- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Major League Soccer

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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