- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Yo mama so fat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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