- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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