- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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