- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Womens rights.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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