What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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