- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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