How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Well this is pointless.....

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Large 4

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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