- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

The Big Band Theory

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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