If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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