*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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