Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

BIG MAC'S

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...