- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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