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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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