What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Indians

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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