- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

what do you call a black guy african american

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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