- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say it ten times fast: oh

A baby seal walks into a club.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Jordan is pregant

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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