- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Democracy.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

well use a tissue!

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

PENIS

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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