Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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SEX

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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im telling maguire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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