- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's the new green? Green

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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