Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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NEVER

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Anti Joke

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