- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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