- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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