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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

women's rights.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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