- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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