- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

eoin burgin is fat

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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