- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's the new green? Green

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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