Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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