- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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