- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

The WNBA

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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