- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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