- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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