What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

knock knock come in !

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Title IX

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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