- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

read this sentence again.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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