what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anyone can post anything.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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