What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Penis

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Anti Joke

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