- Anti Joke

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you