Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

I <3 Hitler

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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