- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

you will like this because i am black.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

NEVER

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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