- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Knock Knock No solicitors

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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