- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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