Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

homosexual rights to marriage

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Rebecca Black

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Bitch

Whats funny? Your face.

kk

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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