- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 7+4? 74

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

womens rights

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

if got a joke if fogot it

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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