Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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